I went to a restaurant the other day and I saw this crazy coffee-making machine.  It had all kinds of buttons to push to make different types of hot drinks.

It also had a button with a heart on it.  Next time I’m going to order an espresso with a double shot of love.

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Just in case your wondering I did eventually throw out the losing underwear.  It’s not easy to get rid of something that’s been so close to you for so long.  I shed a tear.

Also it would appear that Allison has decided to take some matters into her own hands.  She’s tossed the Homer bowling boxers as well.  Either that or they where stolen by an obsessed fan of this site.  I’m either sad, upset, or just creeped out.

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I saw this street advertisement and it was so dull that I actually got a little angry.  I’ve decided that I’m going to take you through what made me so mad.

This guys tie, I don’t know why I hate it I just do.

What is this lady trying to do?  Is she dancing?

I know this is a designer thing but really is this the best font to represent the fun of a grand opening.  It hardly screams out “let the white balloons fly it’s time for a party”

The white balloons, nothing says party like no colour at all.

This huge chunk of nothing, I can see my reflection in it, does that mean I’m at this lame party too?  Sorry for venting I just had to get it off my chest.

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Sometimes you see something/someone so crazy it just makes it nice to get up in the morning.

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Allison and I will be showing our awesome never should be missed photos at another show.

We’ll be hanging out at Kempenfest in Barrie Ontario on August 2^nd to the 4^th.  Come down to the bay and look for booth 317.  We’ll have candy.

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We just got a cool rubber stamp for beware the cheese, and I’m so excited.  I’ve never had a personalized rubber stamp before, unless you count the “void” stamp that people used to stamp me with regularly in school.

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Do you think the guy in the little crane suffers from “crane envy”?

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I saw this group of law enforcement types walking up the street today and for some reason I got it in my head that they were in fact a group of strippers going for a day at stripper school.  This idea kept me entertained for at least a good hour and a half.

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Just thought I’d show you my latest T-shirt.  I really like gorillas.

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On a recent trip up to a friend’s cottage I was reminded about things that I don’t like about nature.  It’s not to say I didn’t have a good time at the cottage, I’m just pointing out natural things that I don’t like.

Bogs – They’re just gross wet places that smell bad.

Bugs – I don’t have to explain myself.

Camouflage – I go out to nature to see things, not see things hide from me.

Dead Bugs – Although not as annoying as live ones they are a bit of an eyesore.

Dirt Roads – I can’t tell you why I hate them without getting really personal.

Strange Bugs on the car – I don’t like what I can’t explain.

Things that “pop up” – I like to know what’s around the next bend, I’m not good with surprises.

Fake nature – Now sure you’re saying “but that’s not real nature so it doesn’t count”.  Well nature inspired it and I don’t like it.

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