
"Enduring another of humanities trivial oddities."
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On a recent trip up to a friend’s cottage I was reminded about things that I don’t like about nature. It’s not to say I didn’t have a good time at the cottage, I’m just pointing out natural things that I don’t like.

Bogs – They’re just gross wet places that smell bad.

Bugs – I don’t have to explain myself.

Camouflage – I go out to nature to see things, not see things hide from me.

Dead Bugs – Although not as annoying as live ones they are a bit of an eyesore.

Dirt Roads – I can’t tell you why I hate them without getting really personal.

Strange Bugs on the car – I don’t like what I can’t explain.

Things that “pop up” – I like to know what’s around the next bend, I’m not good with surprises.

Fake nature – Now sure you’re saying “but that’s not real nature so it doesn’t count”. Well nature inspired it and I don’t like it.
Later